Lucky Ticket Lover Gifts

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'And right here they merged...'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Good Luck

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

Raining Horseshoes

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Economic Forecasting.