Lucky Ticket Lover Mugs

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'And right here they merged...'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Tombola Winner

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Good Luck

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

"He lost his Season Ticket."

Raining Horseshoes

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

Economic Forecasting.