The Canterbury Tales Fanatic Gifts

Geoffrey Chaucer

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Don Quixote

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Falstaff

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Thomas Hardy

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Invisible clothes

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Hansel and Gretal

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'