Queenly Tales Fan Gifts

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Here be dragons.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Frog Prince

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Like that?"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown