The Bible Pillows

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

Road rage in olden days

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Ice skater

TSA Noah

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'