Bible Pillows

'Darn -- I forgot to ask Him if the Sabbath is Saturday or Sunday!'

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The Noah's Ark Conspiracy Theory: 'He built what? Oh, well that's just great...Now I have to figure out what to do with it and start all over.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'But listen, Adam, who could we ask to be the Best Man?'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

God creates Adam.

Eden's computer

'Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'This doesn't have anything to do with your performances, we need to make some cuts so we'll be able to stay afloat.'

Noah's Arc Gift Shop

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

David and Goliath, the rift begins,

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

'Now Test Your Brakes.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Cheer up, Keith - I'm sure they'll build a singles ark!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Moses on the web

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."