The Bailout Believer Gifts

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

Mario Draghi

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Keep the econoimy moving

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

"You're new around here."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

Reference and Economic Reference.

'You realize we'd be unemployed it it wasn't for the bank bailout.'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom."

'Anything besides the three lotto tickets?'

"Good morning Year 7."

Stephen Harper meets Papandreou in Greece

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'

Madame Brexit

'My new book is a perfect fit for 'Austerity Britain', it's incredibly cheap...but you do have to write it yourself.'

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

'Catching flying fish...'

We're all wearing arm bands. It's to mourn our stock losses.

"I would give you money but you need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps."