Thatcher Gifts

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

'the really skilled part is getting customers to pay up within six months.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

When clowns are hunting.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Dog retriving Frisbee