Thatcher Gifts

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

'the really skilled part is getting customers to pay up within six months.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

When clowns are hunting.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'