Thanksgiving Reveler Prints

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Holiday Overkill.

Grace For Flies

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I'm the designated driver."

Christmas with Cats

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

"Separate checks, please."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

Dogs play the double bass

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."