Thanksgiving Lover Prints

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'They like our turkey dinner tradition, but they're not so sure about the wife-swapping.'

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

'Stop DRESSING me with your eyes!'

Holiday Thanks and Giving.

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"I'm stuffed - no pun intended."

Thanksgiving signals

"...'Will feed a family of 4 to 6.' What the heck does that mean?"

"If that's all the gamr thee found, it will have to do. Maybe next year we will find something more suitable for the feast!"

"Separate checks, please."

Thanksgiving cold

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'I assume you applied for a permit to hold this celebration dinner in the town square?'

Turkey diet

'It may be a waiter's friend, but it certainly isn't yours.'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"And a twist of yam."

'Let us pray and give thanks...'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Since we're both so thankful, let's get together for a feast!'

'i'd forgotten I had a dining room table in here.'

"Do you want to get something to eat?"

'...And I made the stuffing from the bread crumbs Hansel dropped along the forest floor.'

"It's worked for me for years. I always lose weight just before Thanksgiving."

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

Turkey Hand

Grace For Flies

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Happy Turkey Day!

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do