Thanksgiving Aficionado Prints

Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'

Guidance Office

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

CIVICS 101

"Oh great, it's the two biggest losers from my high school."

Pilgrim Watching Turkey on Televisoin

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The Last Leaf

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Apple harvest."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Plymouth Rock

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

Beauty and the Baste