Thanksgiving Lovers Prints

Two Weeks to Turkey Day. Now, Ernie, you know "Turkey Day" refers to Thanksgiving and not election day.

'Forget Miss Manners - gobble your food!'

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pumpkin patch

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

The Last Leaf

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."