Thanksgiving Reveler Mugs

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Holiday Overkill.

Grace For Flies

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Before and After Holiday Diet

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

December Fest

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

Christmas with Cats

"Separate checks, please."

The night after Christmas.

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"I'm the designated driver."

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."