Thanksgiving Gatherings T-Shirts

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Christmas Tree

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Pumpkin patch

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

The Last Leaf