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'That's not very motherly.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Grace For Flies

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Ahhh...'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

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"Hi-yah!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family