Thanksgiving Gatherings Gifts

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been invited to two different Thanksgivings. One with family, one with friends. Which one do I go to? Ah. An age-old question. You do what we did in the old days: Think about which one is more likely to include arguments, bitter resentments and poorly hidden betrayals, ... And go to that one. A holiday without the floor show is no holiday at all! My aunt does hate my uncle ... but then ... my friend Tyra's husband does suspect her and Darnell.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'