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Postman

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Picking pastries.

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"Anything for me?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Hello, Number 6!"

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"Delivery."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.