Tgif Lover Gifts

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Romantic Giraffes

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

Friday

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

End of Year Figs.

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Ginspiration!

"Sorry Kid?"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"T.G.I.F."

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"It's John Paul Yeti."

'T.S.I.F.'

'That's my spirit guide.'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

Giraffe Interview

Gobel Giraffe Farm

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Stage Fright