Tgif Gifts

I was tagged and released for the weekend, too.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"Smokey The Tree"

Friday

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Rain Forest

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Information Security

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

The last bird in the last wood...

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Deforestation in Romania

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Monk Graffiti

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Ancient Forest Family Tree

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'