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Monday Morning, Wednesday Afternoon, Friday at 6 p.m.

"I'm impressed by your energy. It must be near 5 o'clock Friday."

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

'I'm glad it's friday.'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"T.G.I.F.!"

'That is a poignant tale of woe, Ned, but I don't do poignant tales of woe on friday afternoon.'

'Just ignore John - He gets that Friday feeling early Monday morning.'

'But it's not Friday....You should have waited until Friday to unveil it.'

"It's Friday!!"

'Thank God it's Friday!'-'Your Welcome!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

'Thank god it's Thursday - Friday can't be that far behind!'

"Christ! Is it Friday already!"

Thank God it's Friday.

"Thank me it's Friday... Ay... Ay... Ay..."

"T.G.I.F."

Friday

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'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Can that be right?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'T.S.I.F.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'