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'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"Smokey The Tree"

Friday

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Rain Forest

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Ancient Forest Family Tree

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Monk Graffiti

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

Information Security

'Can I have your autograph...?'

The last bird in the last wood...

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Deforestation in Romania

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Wildlife Tree

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."