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"Take out your phone because the rest of the interview will require you to answer with humorous gifts."

"Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. From now he'll be managing all of my emoji and GIF responses in your ridiculously long family text message threads."

Beach con-man.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

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Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Rodins rotten juggler

Monk Graffiti

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."