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"Take out your phone because the rest of the interview will require you to answer with humorous gifts."

"Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. From now he'll be managing all of my emoji and GIF responses in your ridiculously long family text message threads."

Beach con-man.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Creative accounting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Monk Graffiti

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Rodins rotten juggler

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'