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"Also tell him I said thanks for Fridays."

Friday

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'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

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'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"T.G.I.F."

'T.S.I.F.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Thank god it's Thursday - Friday can't be that far behind!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"T.G.I.F.!"

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Deep pockets on line two.

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

Perpetual Motion.

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

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"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'