Tgif Appreciator Prints

"Also tell him I said thanks for Fridays."

Friday

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'T.S.I.F.'

"T.G.I.F."

Plays well with other people's $.

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'Thank god it's Thursday - Friday can't be that far behind!'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Deep pockets on line two.

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"T.G.I.F.!"

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

"T.G.I.F!"

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Perpetual Motion.