Green Fee Appreciator Prints

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Putting money back in to the world economy

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Money feeds tree of property

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"I love this planet!"

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Holistic Stocks, Inc.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

Standing ovation $5.

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

'It's for Pookie.'

"Honey, I'm home."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

'I wish I had a dime for every prey that's escaped, then I could afford to eat out once in awhile.'

"Also tell him I said thanks for Fridays."

Tax Accountant: More that 4521 Loopholes Transacted.

"I'm carbon neutral. All my junk bonds are printed on recycled paper."

'Your goal was a portfolio that's environmentally friendly! All you worthless stock certificate can now be used as mulch.'

"I'm pretty sure we're of no relation."