Texting Turtledoves Pillows

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Polly txt speak

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

OMG.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Hectare?

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

"I'm hexting."

Love at first text.

'Are you two still not texting?'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

Texting in the Gilded Age.

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."