Texting Turtledoves Gifts

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Polly txt speak

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

OMG.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"I'm hexting."

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Love at first text.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Are you two still not texting?'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."