Texting Tornado Pillows

The Texter

'You obviosly need anger management. All your texts are in caps.'

Polly txt speak

A young Don King

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Modern Novel.

Moo Out Loud

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

WTF?

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Giving Things Up For Lent.