Texting Troubleshooter Gifts

"Damn autocorrect!"

"Nobody understands my texts."

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'Sorree can't chat - got no credit.'

Oh, look! Jim's having a 'I texted a VERY important message to the wrong person' moment.'

"Bob sent me a message... 'Kx fwqt nijws...' What on Earth does that mean??"

"If I have to text you one more time...."

"Your husband used the wrong emoji to express his feelings, which caused mass confusion. He'll be sentenced to a mandatory emoji educational class."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Recalculating

Fixing the TV.