Texting Trickster Pillows

Never text and derive.

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

High speed cinder block

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'