Communication Trickster Pillows

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

High speed cinder block

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Cyber crime.

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'I don't care if today IS 'casual day'! Stop answering the phone with 'International Beeswax Machines'!'

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'