Texting Juggler Pillows

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Bed Spread"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Communicator

"Hello?"

Overworked

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

'Take a message...'

How's the writer's block?

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'My client should get a shorter sentence since he did use 'Lol'.'

'It's for you.'

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

Woman holding two phones together.

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Multitasking.

Trapeze artists.

"Gotta go."