Texting Addict Gifts

'I'm taking you off texting for a while.'

'I'm afraid your fingers are in shock with sms overload!'

'Of course I'm hurt. You didn't answer my text!'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Texting eye dog

'LMAO!'

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'

A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist.

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."

"The only problem I have with this is my not being able to text."

Text Message

"The toughest thing about school is having to go six hours without texting."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Text Culture

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"