Texting Addict Mugs

'I'm taking you off texting for a while.'

'I'm afraid your fingers are in shock with sms overload!'

'Of course I'm hurt. You didn't answer my text!'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Texting eye dog

'LMAO!'

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'

A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist.

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."

"The only problem I have with this is my not being able to text."

Text Message

"The toughest thing about school is having to go six hours without texting."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

The Smartass Phone

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"