Textile Arts Gifts

Bayeux Tapestry: 'Ah well, it's all part of ...'

I quilt therefore I am

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

Woman Weaves a Poem

William Morris

Maid with her sewing basket

Spinning Wheel

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building giant sand pies.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Children's Imagination

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Here's your sweater back."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

Art for Sale

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Face painting - children have no faces

Quilt fanatic

Face painting children with no facial features.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Pottery