Textile Crafts Gifts

Highway Patrol. I had an unusual traffic stop today. Somebody was operating a loom in the back of a moving truck. Ah, weaving all over the road.

I quilt therefore I am

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Face painting by numbers.

The Origami Society...

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Building giant sand pies.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Children's Imagination

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"How are we on bread?"

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Art for Sale

Christmas Craftwork

Quilt fanatic

Face painting children with no facial features.

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Face painting - children have no faces