Textile Crafts Gifts

I quilt therefore I am

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Origami Society...

Face painting by numbers.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

Building giant sand pies.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Children's Imagination

"How are we on bread?"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Christmas Craftwork

Face painting children with no facial features.

Quilt fanatic

Art for Sale

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther