Text Message Historian Pillows

"It's grandmom's idea of a text message...a letter."

Polly txt speak

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Hectare?

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

"Is it an important text?"