Text Message Historian Pillows

"It's grandmom's idea of a text message...a letter."

Polly txt speak

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

Text messaging in ladies' fashion store. "Does my bum look big in this?"