Test Tube Experimenter Pillows

Bright Idea

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Good Luck with your finals.

Miami Mice

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cursing Scientist.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Professor...what are you doing?

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"We're making progress."

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!