Test Tube Aficionado Pillows

Voyeurs in the Lab

'I really crammed last night.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

'Hmm... He is remarkably dumb! He would be perfect for our new test-marketing position!'

Man steals the O in H2O for a inner tube ride

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'

Bright Idea

'You have fifteen distinct personalities, all of which require a gadzillion rolls of duct tape.'

"Well, I have some good news and some lab results."

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

Duct taping airplane wing.

"Budget cuts mean that we've had to sell the atomic force microscope."

'How's your anti-gravity experiments coming, Keller?'

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

Scientist with 'bingo' out tray (which is empty).

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Scientific Sponsors

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

Simplify Life/Art

Sam Johnson didn't have to ride the northern line.

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'

Chiropractor Tube Men

"You've failed your emergency stop"

Do You Feel Lucky?

"Yes, it comfortably fits three accomplices and gets you from the bank to the expressway in twelve seconds, but I think it's time to end this test drive."

"No, I'm afraid being the reserve left-back for Widdrington Amateur FC does not guarantee you to get one of the first testing kits."