Test Day Tamer Pillows

I brought two #1 pencils.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"We thought this was more realistic."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'The penguin is upset...'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Examiners.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"My turn."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."