Test Day Tamer Gifts

I brought two #1 pencils.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"We thought this was more realistic."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Examiners.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'The penguin is upset...'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"My turn."

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.