Tequila Tester Gifts

'Wakey wakey Howard! Time to get up! You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm!'

Join me in a Martini?

Exam

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Margarita

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

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"Your meal sounded nice."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

Avocado Timeline

Rust test in progress.

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Product Testing Department

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."