“It's his first hibachi.”
Teppanyaki Gifts
If you know someone who loves teppanyaki, you’re in the right place! Our range of engaging, witty products captures the art and excitement of this popular Japanese grilling method. Perfect for food lovers and culinary enthusiasts, these items bring a sense of fun and flavor to their daily routine. Whether they’re chefs or just fans of the sizzle, find the ideal gift that celebrates their passion for teppanyaki.
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
Soup of the month.
"That's it. We’re toast."
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
I love my Timpani
"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."
Too much cilantro
"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"
Hoodie Hang-out
"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."
Salt and Pepper
Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.
The Perfect Foil
Romantic Graffiti
'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'
"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"
'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'
COVID Vaccine
"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"
"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"
Pessimists v Optimists.
'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'
'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'
'Now what?!'
"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."
"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."
'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'
Snowman Football Fan.
Football.
'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'
Punishment for the kicker.
Entertainment systems
'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'
Teppanyaki Gifts Collection
Teppanyaki Mugs
Explore our collection of teppanyaki mugs — perfect for those who love their coffee hot and their kitchen spirited.
Teppanyaki Pillows
Add some culinary comfort with our teppanyaki pillows, designed for fans of this lively cooking method.
Teppanyaki Prints
Decorate your space with our vibrant teppanyaki prints, capturing the essence of this exciting culinary art.
Teppanyaki T-Shirts
Check out our teppanyaki t-shirts — a fun way to showcase a passion for Japanese grilling style.