Teppanyaki Trickster Gifts

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Spider's Web Trampoline

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Look a huge bird!'

Untrustworthy partner

Mime Tug-of-War

"Namaste."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Scarecrow Directions

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Say when.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

“It's his first hibachi.”

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

Trick of Treat

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Gymnast.