Teppanyaki Trickster Prints

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Spider's Web Trampoline

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Untrustworthy partner

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Mime Tug-of-War

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Scarecrow Directions

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Say when.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

“It's his first hibachi.”

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Gymnast.