Tenured Tranquility Seekers T-Shirts

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Yoga.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"It is my place!"

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Watchdog on Holiday

When Buddha came to nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Muzak's Top 10

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Just in time

Arabian island

Feathered frenzy

"At last - no Trump."

Amongst the rush.

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Sea of Tranquillity