Slow-paced Serenity Seekers T-Shirts

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"I've seen this one."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Yogi back in 5.

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'George,you've got to relax.'