Tennis Family Gifts

"You can keep right on sleeping, dad. We're just gonna use you for a net."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

I love PE.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Tennis ball girl.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

The Royal Wii

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."