Tennis Troupe Gifts

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Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Novak Djokovic

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Cat and mouse.

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

I love PE.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

The Royal Wii