Tennis Ball Stylist Pillows

I love tennis

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

Pampered and poodled.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Hats and Food

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Novak Djokovic

Robot Jogger

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't like your application."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.